Joke Of the Month: SO Theres "W", Oprah, Britney Spears, A
boy scout, And A Preist, on an airplane.Suddenly (After
months of too many stereoids and Drinking The pilot jumps
out the window.The plane is going to crash but theres only
four parachutes. Oprah says" I'm Too Rich To Die". So she
takes a parachute and jumped out the window. Spears Says"
I'm too popular to die" She takes A parachute and jumps
out. "W" says " i'm da prezidint uf da unitid stats of
Amarica. I NO die" So "don't mess with texas boy" takes a
parachute and jumps out. So now the boy scout and the
Preist are the last ones left. The preist says " Go Son.
Take the last chute." The Boy Scout looks at the preist
confused"But thers still two left!" Exclaimed the scout.
" Bush took my back pack."